⚡ Goblin Turbo Service

Need your cardboard right now?

Summon the goblins.

For $24.99, our goblin workforce will drop everything, abandon all reasonable workflow practices, and sprint your order to the top of the pile.

Rules of the ritual:

• Applies to 20 singles or less only.

• Orders placed before 4:30PM MST are completed same day.

• Orders placed after 4:30PM roll over to the next business day (the goblins unionized. #SorrtNotSorry.)

• Larger orders return to the normal 72-hour queue because if you order a costco pallet of cardboard, we need a minute.